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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Dark Knight Night

So after a billion years I finally got to see The Dark Knight. It's pointless to do reviews because everyone knows that it's great, and yes, Heath Ledger was brilliant, and yes, that is without bias coming from me not wanting to offend someone who has already passed away. Anyway, just a couple of pressing questions:

1. Is there no make-up remover available in Gotham City? Because hell, they can extract fingerprints from bullets, use cellphones as sonars, but they cannot, for the love of God, remove The Joker's make-up to ID him. Shu Uemura cleansing oil, people?

2. Why does Batman speak like he is trying to tell a horror story? Make no mistake about it, I love Christian Bale, but in this movie, you could've replaced Batman with a cardboard model and it still would've been great.

3. What does Alfred do in his spare time? And what is his last name?
*Edit: I googled it - it's Pennyworth. No description of his pastimes, though.

4. If you were in the ferry, and you knew that the person behind the Tagalized versions of Rihanna's Umbrella and Beyonce's Irreplaceable was on the other ferry, would you even have second thoughts about triggering the detonator?

3 comments:

  1. di ka na mababasa ng ulan.
    di na.
    di na.
    dee..
    dee..
    deeh.
    deeheeh..

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  2. super benta sakin ang #4! hahaha! =D -arlene-

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  3. hehehe narinig mo na ba yung mga Tagalized versions? I swear lalabas lahat ng murderous tendencies mo. hahahaa

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