Because life isn't all that bad (and premature aging scares me). No matter how shitty things get, at the end of the day the malls are still open, and I still have my credit cards. And when the malls close, there's always online shopping.
Let's run through the things that have kept me sane, shall we?
Nokia E51 No-camera edition for Security-sensitive professionals. Ah, the freedom to text during office hours.
YSL Touche Eclat. When sleep becomes a luxury.
The Trivia Game Show. Thank God for really crafty office mates. We now have an in-house trivia game during office breaks. To unleash your inner geek. And aggravate your carpal tunnels. See if you can guess the questions. Ready?
baikal. vinculum. shoemaker-levy 9. antoine lavoisier. bridge on the river kwai. cruithne. praseodymium. marimar. kataastaasang, kagalanggalangang katipunan ng mga anak ng bayan. gregor mendel. usher. mogadishu. xe. allegro. lake titicaca. bogey. the da vinci code. reykjavik. basti artadi. mohorovicic discontinuity. siquijor. exempli gratia. duodenum. voyager 9. wolfgang amadeus mozart. ganymede. cogito ergo sum. cygnus. advanced technology attachment. tim berners-lee. metro-goldwyn-mayer. banco de oro. stalactite. industrial light and magic. pangram. gnu's not unix. gaza strip. spanish armada. skopje. pangea. john williams. kilimanjaro. no air. deoxyribonucleic acid. game theory. mary alice young. clocks. no country for old men. bangsamoro. michelson-morley experiment. yang liwei. spanish armada. snuffleupagus.