Ohayou gozaimasu (Good morning).
Hajimemashite (ermm... glad to meet you or something to that effect). *bow*
Watashi-wa ella des (I am drop-dead gorgeous).
Project-wa ******* project des (My project, *******, is a total failure).
Shopping-ga suki des (I am really broke, please consider donating).
Yoroshiku onegaishimasu ("Sige po" as my boss puts it).
And that's how it's done. Thank you Lord, it's finally over.