Yes, I rhyme now.
It all started with my Clarisonic Mia. After three and a half years of loyal service it decided to stop charging. In retrospect I should have taken care of it better; I had it in storage for more than a few months with the battery discharged and that couldn't be good (the recommended battery level for storage for most devices is around 70%, if you're wondering).
The Clarisonic is a double-edged sword - it cleans your pores, keeps acne at bay, but you have to keep using it. Stop for a while, and your pores get clogged like there's no tomorrow. So when bumps started to appear, I decided it's time to get a replacement.